Monday: dark purple toes and lethargy

I just wish I could shake off this feeling of lethargy from my body and soul, but I cannot, however hard I try.  Mind you, I say that, but I'm not making that much of an effort, am I?  Typical me - I am a flaneur by nature.

Right, feet - that's what you've logged on to see and that's what I am going to give you.  Here's an exclusive picture of my new dark purple pedicure (Champney's brand for all of you nail polish fact fans!), which, if you look closely you can see how lumpy the second toe of my left foot is:

The issue is that, although I have really long toes and although that's really attractive to some people, shoe wise it causes huge problems.  Basically, I can never go consider not having toe nail polish on these days because the nail itself is discoloured, bulbous and cracked.  It really hurts if it hits the end of a shoe I'm wearing, that's why I'm in heaven once sandal season starts.  When is that going to be this year?  I'd like to see some kind of Spring.....

Also, I'm not sure why my feet look as puffy as they do - after all I've only carried out my normal constitutional.  Poor things, they need a rub.