That was a question posed to me by my husband, The Duke*, yesterday and I answered "er, about sixty I guess, although a more accurate guesstimate would be more than fifteen and fewer than fifteen thousand." I really don't know to be honest and they're stored everywhere around the house: under the bed, under the hall table, on top of the wardrobe and other places which defy logic. Why so many you may ask and I cannot answer that question - I just own loads of shoes, nuff said. Actually were were wandering through Covent Garden yesterday en route to visiting the Central London Masonic Temple** and had a look in the Doctor Martens shop which contained a myriad of lovely shoes and I've already worked out which boots I'll purchase next. Arrggghhh.
It got me thinking about these boots which I rarely ever wear because they feature 3 inch heels. Yes, they're snake print and I absolutely adore them, but cannot walk far in them. I may wear my Clarks Zebra print boots to the Christmas Lunch at work on Tuesday, but the last time I donned them they scraped all of the skin off of my left foot. Eek.
* I am not married to John Wayne for two reasons: one is that I don't enjoy Westerns and the other is that he's dead, which doesn't feature in the modern marriage Act.
** It was a really odd place; however they do free tours though if you're stuck for stuff to do in central London.
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