Monday, 19 November 2018

She's got legs ...

... and she knows how to use them." Sang the hairy Texan rockers ZZ Top back in the 80s. I know how to use mine too and I'm choosing to cover them with leggings.


These are textured faux leather leggings which I bought from Matalan. They make a bit of a rasping sound when I rub my limbs together in the manner of a giant grasshopper.


The pair pictured above are biker style leggings and are also a Matalan product. They're really tactile and as such I keep rubbing my own legs like some kind of self-stimulating madwoman.

2 comments:

  1. The bikery ones make you look as though you maybe have telescopic knees.

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    1. Hehe. Mind you, that would be an absolute boon during the rush hour on the Tube.

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